Is your inbox anything you could share with your mother?

We live in an exciting world. When we can hide behind pseudonyms, it makes it easy to say things that you would not speak to someone in person, hopefully.
Here are a few answers to some e-mails that I get.

“What is wrong with “dick?” Don’t you lesbians use dildoes anyway?”

Hmmm, how do you respond to someone like that? Oh, wait…Who said I was a lesbian? Who said I wasn’t? I abhor labels, and if you read any of my novels, you would see that. As far as phalluses, who would want a moron like yourself on top of them?

If you truly understood the difference in the sexes, you would not make such statements.

I mentioned that I get a lot of dick pics in the e-mail inbox, and that is the intelligent response I get.

My interests in people are not what they look like, or what plumbing they have. I like intelligent, thoughtful, insightful people who may or may not agree with me but, they must respect my right to say what I wish, as I do theirs. Many of my friends and I don’t agree on everything. Perfect! Let’s talk about it over tea and let it go.

“Why do you write about lesbians?”

I write about all sorts of people. If you read my books, you will find that I have traditional relationships and then some which are just flat out taboo fantasies.

We all need a mental vacation at times, so I provide it in my novels. I have several friends who identify as gay, and I love them dearly. I happen to think that writing about lesbian relationships fills a void in this world. Diamond Joe is my favorite novel of all time for lesbian fiction. That book of all of my stories is one that I wish Hallmark would break their mold of man and woman, and make a movie of it. That novel is actually YA which is different from many of my books.

Diamond Joe will have you laugh and cry and allow you to see what some people have to go through to survive in this world. Same-sex marriage is a hot topic, and I don’t shy away from it.

“Have you ever been to a nude beach, is it really like that?”

I will admit to being nude around others in settings like I portray. Yes, it is very much like I depict in many of my novels. If you are curious, I would suggest that you pick up this latest novel, Kitties, Titties & Winks or the last series of Nudists of Shangri-La.
The issue with naturism is that there is indeed is no mystery. Once your clothes are off, and you realize that nudity is not what many make it in their minds, to quote the politics of the day it is a “nothing burger.”
That is why in many of my books I mention it, walk you or the character through the process and then spice it up with something else as naturism by itself is truly healthy and truly not enough to write a book about.

I do love the feel of the wind and sun on parts that are reserved for shadows. I never tire of that.

How do you find time to write so much and keep a day job?

Harold, I don’t sleep. That is not really true, but I am an insomniac. If the characters are active so am I. I cannot tell you how many times that I have crawled out of bed at 3 am and worked on a project till it was time to go to work.

If you are passionate about what you are doing it is a small price to pay. We can all rest when we are dead. Right now, today, this is for the living, and I live my life. I went out with friends last weekend, and the conversation focused on what was on TV worth watching.

I had zero input. I don’t watch TV. I have this incredible 4K, 55 inch set in my office that I might turn on when I am eating, and then it goes right back off. I do like YouTube. I love individual musicians, and I want to teach myself to mimic them on the guitar. I find that playing a musical instrument keeps me sharp and mentally alert. Playing also allows me to wind down and at least start the sleep process.

“Why do you use such hard words?”

Oh Phil, bless your heart.  I laughed at that one. Really? If you are reading it on kindle just highlight it and improve your vocabulary. I have an excellent command of the English language. That does not stop me from making grammatical missteps, or from typing you instead of your or you’re, but I do share my knowledge with you.

When I was young, I kept a dictionary with me whenever I read. Later in life, it was a college dictionary. I looked up every word that I did not readily know. It paid off.

Today we have tools that are marvelous. No, I will not dumb down my writing style. Unless I write that children’s book, I will juxtapose words with more than two syllables with everyday words that you might hear on the playground.
Those were a few of the dozens of e-mails that I cherry-picked.
Thanks for them even the snarky comments. At least you cared enough to stop by. As for the rest of this week…Read my books!
Seriously this book is worth your time, and I look forward to the feedback!

Much Love -TW

Kitties, Titties and Winks A Novel by TWScott #comingsoon

After several of you sent e-mails about my last project, it was made clear to me that there are those who appreciate a toasty derriere.  I am always happy to consider topics suggested by my followers and or fan base here and on Twitter.

I put aside my current project of Gods and Insects and came up with over 90K words of fantasy juxtaposed with some appropriate thoughts and situations regarding clothing optional places and activities.

This novel which is at the editor; is more fantasy than about nudism but, the clothing optional ideals I hold sacrosanct and do not besmirch them…much…  I do take artistic license just a little.

The tagline “Nudity is Normal” is in the book.

Follow me here and or on Twitter for release dates.  If the last two Nudists novels are any indication, there seem to be many of you who appreciate that kind of writing. Thanks for the encouragement!

Two college roommates graduate and sink back into their regular home routine. Once returning home to live with their parent’s things are eerily familiar.  From sleeping late to picking up their chores before college, backsliding to childhood was almost too easy.

When the former roommates missed each other enough, they decided to get together to shop and talk and do what young ladies do. One of the two takes the risk of alienating her closest friend by finally acknowledging her feelings for her.  This admission sparks a conversation which starts the snowball rolling as the two embrace their feelings taking them to the next level.  One of them, however, has a dark fantasy and is hopeful the other will help her play it out.

Joan’s mother; also attracted to ladies makes for an interesting twist to the story. Gloria plots to make money, treating her daughter’s new lover as an object with the idea to offer to the highest bidder. Her plan goes awry when emotions enter into the developing triangle that would divide most.   This story is rife with humorous situations, romance, and fantasy.

Kitties, Titties and Winks, is an enjoyable lighthearted lesfic with some mild BDSM and lots of love.

When Mellissa is encouraged and eventually transformed into a model by Joan’s mother, the story takes flight.  The journey will have you turning the pages as you come to know the characters and enjoy the sensations of young people in love while experimenting with their sexuality. Adult 18+

If you know of, or are an agent, that would like to represent a proven author, I am still an independent author after 30 published novels which are selling all over the globe.

Why?

  • Each Query letter takes a minimum of four hours if you do it correctly.
  • Firstly you must subscribe to a service for authors which assist you in knowing if they are a predator or editor. *
  • You must then research the field of possible agents that have your particular Genre in their portfolio of desired works.
  • You need to look at if they are accepting new submissions.
  • Then you must research the agent to see what they have published recently and how often they actually release something.
  • Then you must look at what they published and see if it is indeed similar to what you are offering.
  • Now you must read and adhere to the specifics of the query letter format that they require to even look at your submission.  Every jot and tittle must be strictly observed.
  • Now, if you have done all that, you then word the “hook” as best you possibly can.

Four hours for each letter is a conservative estimate, and no two agents want it the same way.

When you read their requirement, and then at the end, they say something to the effect “If you never hear from us consider it a pass!”  Why indeed

*A word about predators.

There are many out there who are indeed predators who “prey” on independent authors. For a small Dollar amount, they guarantee to get your manuscript in front of the right people.  For a  few dollars, they will edit your document. For a few dollars, they will do this or that.

There is nothing wrong with a service, it is capitalism.  What makes you the proverbial sheep in a field of wolves???  Your manuscript is the next Tale of Two Cities, you know it in your heart of hearts, you just need to get past the bubble gum chewing, snot-nosed intern, working for their mother in her basement, and get your work on their desk.

You need to get past the intern with big plans to be an agent one day so they can dream of throwing your manuscript in the proverbial trash because they know more than their boss.

Those predators out there have taken advantage of better, smarter, brighter people than you, so don’t be fooled.

In short you have no objectivity, that makes you the sheep.

Everyone thinks that they can write.  Teens who recently found that there are more to words than expletives believe that they can write.  All of those millions of want to be authors are peddling their “stuff” in the form of query letters to those interns who think that they can also write.

Amazon and other “services” take 30% or your royalties and possibly more to host your manuscript and that is it.  They don’t edit, assist with the cover art, marketing, nothing!

They too will sell you services in the way of marketing…They get your money….

Agents take 30%, and they edit, create cover art, market and assist you with your story for consistency and a whole host of other things.  They also can get more than $2.99 for 100,000 words.

On Amazon and the like, you are competing with everyone!  It only takes one person who feels that you are a threat to buy your book and then write a terrible review.  I had this happen to my number one best selling book.  It is clear that they never read it from what they wrote.

While authors are not in competition, and I do my best to assist other authors, the reality is that some are out there who just are not friendly people.

The bottom line my pretty’s is this.  If you think you can write. Good for you.  If you want to write, good for you.  If you’re going to spend hours of your life begging for some agent to look at your work, good for you.

I write for the pleasure of writing and creating the story.  I write because I continually get people contacting me telling me that they liked this or that.  Some suggest I might change this or that and that is ok.  I do it for me!  I still have a day job.

When I look at my bank statement and I see all those Amazon deposits from different countries it gives me some satisfaction as well.  Thanks for that.  If you are one of my readers I really do appreciate you!

Again contact me here on the blog, write me an email at TWSCOTT (at) TWScott823.com

Check out my website at www.authortwscott.com.

Much Love, TW

Follow the link to my author page on Amazon for more information.

https://www.amazon.com/TW-Scott/e/B01M6CUM1Y

Would you remove your clothing on a webcam? Why?

Trisha could not believe her friend was about to remove her clothes in front of the web cam.

For me growing up as a child, there were two states of a fact.  It was binary actually. Was it truthful or was it a lie.

When I was young, cursing would earn a bar of soap shoved in your mouth, and a deliberate lie would usually get your seat warmed up.  It did not make a difference if you were a boy or girl.  Lying was just not done.  It did not take long to learn that the truth, good or bad was better than the alternative.

Is that why I like to write about a delicious spanking now and then?  Maybe I should tell a lie… Ok back to the theme…

While many of us prevaricate to spare someone’s feelings or protect a friend, I think we have taken it to an extreme today.  Why?

The family unit is in disarray and economics play into the scenario. When June Cleaver was parenting the Beave, her job was “housewife.” This was also true of my mother.

Clearly many might see that as misogynistic. I do not, as those were different times back then.  Our roles were clearly defined by the mores of the time.  Advancing from the dark ages and actually allowing women to vote and smoke and what have you, there were unintended consequences.  The family unit suffered.

Soon it took two working parents to make ends meet as there were more workers in the workforce.  More supply equals less demand aka cheaper wages.  We have stopped teaching economics today.  We must as the media and politicians are trying to convince us that more workers are a good thing.  No people it is simple economics.  Supply and demand.

The snowball picked up speed and soon even two parents working kept many below the poverty line.  The losers were the children and society.

Honestly, I would like to see one parent home with their children.  I don’t care which one, but children need supervision and a role model.  The job of a parent is one of the most critical tasks you can have.

What if we paid parents to parent their kids?  Children are actually a resource which any government depends on to succeed.  Children grow up to be taxpayers.

To take the place of both parents working, Cable TV made the scene filling our homes with more than a half dozen channels that actually stay on past midnight.  Because it is cable, the content is not as regulated thusly, now you have R rated material in your living room.  Before Cable, one had to go to the drive-in on the south side of town or a movie house that specialized in those kinds of productions.

Shortly after cable, we had Video Tape and then DVD and blue ray!  Now we stream everything!

TV soon took the place of books.  TV took the place of other forms of entertainment as well as shaping our ideas of morality.  Hollywood was now showing our kids the way.  After this #mee2 movement one has to wonder just what Hollywood is up to.  Never the less, Big Bird and the Count raised many children. I still think that is why many people today have an attention span of about 15 minutes.

Mr. Rogers had a hand in it, and I understand they are going to put his likeness on a stamp!

Our worlds were rocked when children were suddenly abducted, and then others killed by their own parents.  We built walls and fences and had our kids stay inside instead of allowing them to roam the neighborhood to play with their friends.

Screens of many different kinds entertained not only our kids but occupied the parents time as well.  Taking mom and or dad away from parenting into a virtual world of cops and robbers or stealing virtual cars and collecting whores.  Or it could have taken them to some other made up family trying to make it work in a make-believe world. It is called escapism and we do it unbeknownst to ourselves.

It is not hard to understand why our values as a people are changing.  Garbage in Garbage out.  When you allow Hollywood to captivate your attention for entertainment and you watch media outlets who have an agenda, the fabric of society will take on a different pattern.  In short, my childhood days will not look your children’s childhood days.

When you want to take over a country you first take over the media.  Our media is corrupt, and only half the country see it.  Others do not want to see it. Then you have both parents working or you have children in a single-parent home where the children become orphans.  They rely on the TV, school and older children for guidance.  Role models if you will.  Today we see Mylie Cyrus who now admits that she was high while filming her infamous Wrecking Ball, as a role model.

We also see older kids selling drugs and our children witness this and see it as a way to make tax free cash.  “I don’t need no stinking education!”

Drugs of all sorts pervade the music industry and the movies depicting the use of them as normal. Not only the movies and sitcoms but also in music.  Destructive behavior is glorified, and then people wonder why this child or that child overdosed. A complete surprise!

The entertainment industry knows bloody well why but they will not admit it as money talks and a few dead children to them is nothing.  When Dumb and Dumber released there were stupid people who actually tried some of those stunts including laying on the road where there was traffic.

A recent commercial for insurance of some sort depicting a child putting his toys down the toilette had many that I personally know calling plumbers out as their kids flushed their toys down the commode after seeing that commercial!

Much like James Dean and cigarettes pervaded the movies making smoking look cool.  Drugs in the movies do the same thing.  We have not learned from history and are doomed to repeat it.

There is no honor in dying from an overdose!

Why am I picking on Mylie or James or the music industry?  I am not actually.  While I don’t judge people or try not to, I think those in the public spotlight have a duty to understand that many will emulate them as a form of flattery and some will do it just to be cool. What they do and what they say has a larger impact than what you or I do or say.  Why?  They have no special insight into anything.  They can remember lines and emote.  Hardly a reason to worship them but people do. What they do have is a large megaphone! You and I may not have that.  Even with Social media without thousands of followers, your lone voice in the wilderness gets lost in the noise.

A year ago I wrote a book called Cyber Subs.  It is a somewhat naughty story about two girls who cannot make it in rural Kansas.  The story depicts what life was like in a small agrarian community.  It then moves them to a large city where a connected life changes their world.

While my reasons for writing the novel were many, one of the things that I was trying to do is call attention to a real-life scenario happening today.  Close to 2000 ladies are now on this one site, at any given time basically being a slut for tips.  I don’t really like that word and I hate to use it pejoratively like that.  What else could you call it?

When one of my twitter followers had in her bio “CyberSlut,” I was taken aback.  Understand the world that I came from, girls actually cared about being virgin when they married.  While young men I am sure had much looser standards, one did not want to be that girl that was talked about especially in a small town and one certainly did not want to be that girl that went away for several months.  I remember the boys were happy to make third base, but when it came time to marry these same boys looked for someone who was not a “lending library.” Assholes huh?

Believe it or not getting pregnant or something that required a shot of penicillin was about the worst that could happen to you back in the day. Aids is a relatively recent invention and a possible consequence as far as a lack of sexual morality goes.

Today I spent a few moments on that site to see what if anything had changed.  WOW!  Just about 2000 models during the middle of the day doing their best to lure men or women into their “room.”

One girl was talking to the crowd of 344 users when she mentioned that there is a market for “dirty panties.”

“What?”

She lamented that she did not like to sell them as it was a hassle to go to the post office.  “If I cant make 50 dollars for a  pair, it is not worth it!” Her words.

I totally concur that going to the post office is a headache but $50 for nasty panties?

I remember watching an Amy Schumer skit where she said something to the effect “don’t you just hate it when you pull your panties down and it looks like someone blew their nose in them?”

The audience laughed and I gaged, and then changed the channel.

So tell me followers of mine, who would pay good money for dirty panties?  How would they explain that to their mate, if they have one?  “Yea funny thing about those, I ahh got them off eBay yeah eBay and they were supposed to be new …. for you honey…”  Would she buy it?  If your mate is on that site, I suggest you spice up your sex life or get some help.

Do you think Vickies is missing an opportunity?  They could have models wear their product and then sell it on eBay… Nah, probably not!

The problem with sites like this as I see it, they cheapen human life.  They, in fact, dehumanize the girls on it and probably the miscreants paying good money to entice more ladies to partake in this type of behavior. If there were no desire, there would be no market.

While I do think that prostitution should be legal and regulated where health is concerned I also believe that this type of thing on the internet where any age of a child can access it, is wrong.  Young folks cannot possibly process what they are seeing and if they are exposed to it, what will it do to their psyche?

Women are screaming about being treated poorly by men, and then there is this.  This is only one site of which I know of many more. Which is it?  Respect as a person or just sexual object?  We are sending a mixed message, and the receivers of that message could be your husband or your three-year-old.

I did go to a lingerie show with some friends one day for “charity.”  You could purchase the item from the model, and she would take it off and hand it to you at your table. We thought it all great fun, but we were actually looking at the product and not the models wearing them.  “Is that a lie? Is that a lesbian activity?” This was so long ago I think they had pasties on.  As I remember these were real women, you know with curves.

“Nothing but the Bass”

I guess I should have waited to write the book as the site has evolved since I last checked it out.  The book gets over 3000 hits every day, so people are interested in it.

As a writer, I must tell you that if you are observant, there is plenty of material out there.  As much as I would like to understand the “models” mindset I would not mind trying to understand the person who would actually buy a pair of dirty panties. Maybe not.  I wonder how many she sells? There is a difference between lingerie on a model in front of you and dirty panties.  C’mon there is a difference, right?

I try hard not to judge people.  We are all here doing our thing.  I write for the masses, and those girls are performing for them.  What I write is the creation of pure fantasy, and they are providing an illusion of a visual kind for those that need it or desire it.  Men are undoubtedly visual creatures, and ladies are more intellectual when it comes to erotic fun.  Reading a story from a good author, the picture in our head is much better than an actual scene in some movie or on a computer screen.

In a book, for instance, we can put ourselves in that characters head and soon it is us taking off our clothing for those 344 users.  If written correctly we should be able to feel what that model felt.  Including the slap on her ass.  Ouch!

I tried to imagine what it would be like to remove your clothing on camera for several hundred people at one time.  Would it be an adrenalin charged adventure or would it be just ho-hum? Would it turn into ho-hum after a few times of performing? If you read Cyber Subs, both of the characters are so fun.  Trisha is delightful. Honestly, she is someone I would love to know.

Do those models fantasize too?  Do they imagine that all those men want them…  If you are a model on any site like that, please feel free to drop me a note.  Check out my website at www.authortwscott.com.  From there go to the contact page.  Please, guys, no dick picks.  Unless you are …never mind, no dick pics.  It is just amazing how many hard human parts find my inbox. No, I mean as in e-mail.  Naughty boy.

I write about nudists in my latest series Nudists of Shangri-La.  After much research, I tried to put myself into that mindset so I could write about it. Much of what I write about comes from actual life experiences, I will just leave it there.

This weekend try to love someone and make them feel special.  We need more genuine love in this world.  It is too full of hate, contempt, and bigotry all of which I rail against.

 Love and sex are two different things gentlemen.

We are much more alike than we are different.  Who we listen to and where we were raised, slants our mores but if we could all get together on the same page we would find we have much more in common than that which divides us.  The media for some reason are working overtime to drive us apart, but it is not true.  You even have more in common with the civilians of Russia than you know. The Gods don’t want you to know that, but it is true.

Yes, my newest novel Gods and Insects is coming along.  That is a tease….

That is actually what Nudists of Shangri-La is about, although it is a titillating novel it also has some enlightenment philosophy in it.  When reading that try to put yourself into Hal’s or Judy’s head.  Since it is narrative driven it is easy to do.  If you liked 50 shades you will love this book!

Much Love- TW

New Release of Nudists of Shangri-La II Eden Texas

As promised you who follow me here will know about it first!

I finished the editing process today.  I think you will like this book as much if not more than the first in the series.  No matter what you enjoyed about the first book, this one has as much, if not more than the last.

I am looking forward to the feedback!

How far would Judy go to fulfill a fantasy?

  In Book 1

When Hal ignores his wife’s needs for love while focusing on work, Judy first finds love in the arms of her college roommate.  Realizing that there are more kinds of love than pure sex, Judy talks Hal into going to a place that claims that they teach a path to enlightenment.

Stripping away the many facades that people surround themselves with (clothing being one,) Hal soon finds that he is in a place in the woods full of naked people.

Exercises designed to promote enlightenment, release the monster inside of Judy, while also providing Hal, many receptive young ladies to entertain. Judy is attracted to a mysterious dark man who has a reputation for being cruel. Her desire to live out a fantasy brings her into the lair of this person who is known to be sadistic. Daring to tempt fate she flirts with danger willing to risk it all, including public humiliation to be sated as her personal monster demands.

In book II

Acknowledging her need to learn more about herself, Judy and Sally go back to Shangri-La after trying to figure out their demons in East Texas.

As if life was not complicated enough, Heidi enters into the picture along with her brother Karl, who is a real honest to goodness movie star and also well known in the Adult Movie Venue.

The girls want him to notice them as Hal takes a sabbatical with Heidi.

From photo shoots to movie shoots the girls learn more about themselves leaving them wanting.

Follow the adventures of Judy, Sally, Jenn and now Heidi and Hal as they learn what enlightenment is about while baring it all to strangers, production crews and to each other.

In Typical TW style, you will probably not be able to guess how the story will end.

Much Love -TW

Nudists of Shangri-La     

Judy was not sure she wanted what Steve had to offer, her inner demon changed her mind.

Often I get e-mails asking if I would consider writing about this or that… The ideas are appreciated, and sometimes I give them a whirl.

Someone who liked Cyber Subs asked if I would write about Naturism or Nudists?

Hmmm, I see many books like that on Amazon, and I touch on it in Hole in Time and Saga of the Starduster but, since they liked Cyber Subs, I thought, what if I create a book that touched on that subject and…Dom Sub stuff?

You may be asking how in the world did I do that?

Well, what if a young couple was having issues in their marriage.  The wife had a friend from college that she sort of kind of had a fling with way back when experimenting in school as many do, and the same friend from out of the blue finds a pamphlet about a place in the hills of California that brags they teach a path to enlightenment. This friend (Sally) sends it to Judy asking her “can we do this?”

What the hell does enlightenment have to do with having no sex life and nudism you asked?

That was the twist, how do I make that work and create a fun story full of naughtiness that will entertain even the men who read such things, and will undoubtedly treat the ladies who read 50 shades or other similar novels.

So there is something in here for everyone..over 18…please…thanks

Hal, the guy that ignores his wife gets suckered into going up to this place in the mountains when he learns it is kind of like a commune. His wife went the year before and got wild with it. She wanted to take her husband and go back in hopes that a little nudity and a few of the exercises that promote a path to enlightenment might get him to see that she needs love, and not just the usual once a month crap. “ouch, did I strike a nerve?”  Sorry….

While they’re doing the exercises, a tall, dark gentleman sees her and tries to get something going with her.  Finding herself in a group with him and four other men in it and Judy the only lady, the antics turn up the fire a few notches as she now is interested in this blue-eyed man who has a reputation for being sadistic.

“Can you imagine being naked in a group of 6 people and you are the only female?  One of the challenges was to have one person lay in the middle for 30 minutes, and have each person simultaneously put oil on you and massage you leaving no place unexplored.” “Yeah, that is what I thought when my characters came up with that bit of naughtiness.” “no rude bits untouched or unmolested..” mmmm  No not a lunchtime read…no…

Having five men touching her at one time (putting their fingers everywhere) did not do it, she wanted to feel this guy’s whip on her and then be fucked stupid!

Judy, Hal’s wife spies on Steve (the rude dude)  to watch him put stripes on his wife’s ass and, she comes back for more.

They play rough!

Judy wants in, she thinks.

The standard inner argument occurs where she rationalized everything to sate the demon inside her, known as her dark side. (we all have them)

This story will undoubtedly entertain the person who gave me the idea, and I think it will delight anyone who liked 50 shades.

There are well over eleven thousand words just for the one scene that you all want to find!  I will not tell you where it is my lovelies, you will have to seek it out.  Take heart, there are few wasted words in this novel and each chapter is worth reading and enjoying.  This is not your typical lunchtime read as this will get some things going in that part of your brain that gets the juices stirring…Yes, I said juices…

It is actually not a dark novel, it is adult, very adult and a fun read.

This is not my usual type of story.  I just wanted to prove to this person that if you give me enough of an idea that I can work with, I can create a book in less than a week!  That includes editing and creating a cover.  So much for my vacation!

Listen, I hope that you all had a very productive and happy Valentine’s day!

I certainly hope that it was more than roses and chocolate!   If not, Bon Appetit and I am sorry… Try Merlot with dark chocolate. Not as good as an orgasm but, undoubtedly delicious…

The book was uploaded an hour ago, check my author page, and it will show up soon.

https://www.amazon.com/TW-Scott/e/B01M6CUM1Y

Much Love -TW