The problem with reviews like this as they add another obstacle to what we want to accomplish.
Below is the tease for one of my novels. Sound boring to you? Have I not identified my audience?
When a preacher’s daughter rooms with her childhood friend in college, things go way past her comfort zone, causing her to question everything. After they graduate, the real drama begins when absence makes the heart grow fonder. The love between two young ladies is not complicated enough, as her friend’s mother decides that she too has a thing for the young woman who should be a supermodel like she was.
As Melissa is transformed, Joan explores her own demons, which run askance of her lover’s career path.
Adult Erotic 18 plus.
This happens. I don’t pretend to understand why someone would take the time to buy one of my books and then write their own version of fiction.
If you read what they wrote, after reading the first few pages…I gave up. Then what they didn’t say is they went online and flamed the novel as they were the first to review it and the first to sway public opinion.
If you were on the ‘shelf,’ would you plunk down $3.99 after a review like that? Probably not. This jerk and those like them make it harder to do what we do.
If you cannot say anything nice then keep your damned mouth shut!
Here is what to look for with reviews like this. Firstly he or she uses a pseudonym which I automatically discount. When I am reading reviews, if they are not real names, they are not counted. If you are going to flame someone’s work, man up or woman up and tell us who you are. Own your bullshit.
Better yet, go to their website which is published in the book, and go to the contact page and send them an e-mail. Most authors would love to hear from you. Why was it dull? What would have made it better? Did you read the first few pages online before buying it? I love feedback and will genuinely consider it.
“No not upset, I see this all the time with other authors. I don’t understand this mentality.”
Secondly and more importantly you can read the first several pages of the book for free before you buy it. When I go to the bookstore, I open the cover and read a little. When I purchase novels on Amazon or another site, I look at the first few pages and see what I think. It is, in fact, common sense.
One of my other novels, another person did this with Saga of the Starduster. Still, my best seller to date. You can tell by the review they never read the novel. There is a machine that turns them into nymphomaniacs. Not enough sex? pffft!
While Kitties Titties and Winks is a read for after-hours and could be a one-handed read for either gender if that is your goal. The novel also has a story with a plot, romance, and love. The story is complete with taboo situations, rags to riches, preachers run amuck and young boys driving an expensive car. If this person indeed found it dull, I would love to know what they find exciting.
Not only do the character’s arc, the story arcs nicely.
Now, look at this little gem…. Case in point …
The Saga of the Starduster, on the other hand, has had two more reviews that I had nothing to do with. As you can see, they more accurately reflect the novel. If I were that egocentric I would not have written blah blah blah…Just saying.
As a writer, what can you take away from this?
For someone to write that kind of review, maybe they were having a bad day. Perhaps they are tough to please. Perhaps they are an author and don’t want the competition. Maybe they are just assholes.
Here is what I would like you to consider. Follow the link and go check out the first few pages of the novel. You can do it for free. Comment here, and tell me if you think it is ‘very dull.’ Kitties Link It is an adult read, which I have a tendency to create every now and then.
Honestly, if you do think it is dull by all means, see if you can articulate why. This is not ‘literary genius,’ but it is an excellent 99K words of a racy story.
Here is a breakdown of the novel.
We introduce College graduates to the world of modeling. We take them on a tour of the seedy underbelly of the industry, and we take them to a clothing-optional beach. From there, we introduce more characters who become sexual partners.
Untangling one of their lives, we get her friend out of the way by hooking her up to a company in the UK. This company specializes in BDSM movies and magazines. This happens to feed the demon inside her friend.
The story takes on some interesting twist as emotions come in to play as her lover tries to manage things awkwardly.
Meanwhile, the mother is a bit a significant twist as she also loves the girl in her own lesbian way.
Of course, it is fiction and way out of the norm, but that is what people like to read. We want to escape our world for a roll in the proverbial hay.
Anyway, if you should choose to read it from cover to cover, I would appreciate a ‘real’ review rather than this hit piece.
‘How did I handle this?”
I opened the novel and re-read it, asking myself is there any truth to what this person alleges. That is what I would encourage you to do. My beta readers loved this novel, and this is not really their genre.
If you get a hit piece like this on something you write, do what I did, and if you need assistance, let me know. I can look at your first few pages, and I will be honest with you. As someone with over thirty published novels, I don’t claim to know it all but, I know this person would probably enjoy stepping on baby chickens.
Follow the link and tell me what you think. As always, I appreciate you and look forward to another day when Writing and becoming a published author is our central theme.
Tell us what you are working on if you are a writer.
Much love -TW